You Didn’t

Bad Habit One: Not Knowing What Tea It Is, Just Grabbing a Cup Just when someone mentions brewing tea, you grab a cup without caring what kind of tea it is. After all, it's free, so drinking it means you're making a profit. Do you think that's the end of the story? If so, you really are too naive. Two hours later, they come to you with accusations, saying that what you brewed was raw Pu-erh and that you're responsible for their stomach ulcer. You're left speechless... Before drinking tea, make sure it's suitable for you; don't drink randomly! Bad Habit Two: Pretending to Know About Dark Tea and Rolling Your Eyes When Told You Don't Before buying tea, you didn't even bother to learn some basic information about it. You say you want something sophisticated, so I recommend "Fu Brick Tea." You claim money is no object, how could I suggest you buy this moldy tea? I tell you that you're mistaken – the mold is actually golden flowers, medically known as Euypodium Cristatum. You then say, "Okay, give me half a kilo," to which I respond, "You're wrong again. A brick of tea weighs two kilograms. How am…