Unrequited love

Sick All Over? A Cup of Tea Fixes It All! Are you still troubled by trying to lose weight? Worried about being single? Going crazy over insomnia and vivid dreams at night? Don't worry! These are just symptoms accumulated by city dwellers after enduring long-term stress. As long as you persist in drinking tea, all these can be resolved. -- Singlehood Syndrome -- Sufferers: Those with unrequited love, those who have an ex but no current partner, those who are considered unattractive, those who have been single for a long time and never get asked out, frequent participants in blind dates, etc. Symptoms: No one to send you off or pick you up when you go to work; no one to accompany you when it rains; no one to dine with; attending your ex's wedding alone; even going home means only your shadow follows you. Prescription: Regularly visit the tea community. There are so many handsome men and beautiful women in the tea circle, with stunning looks and outstanding temperament, gentle and considerate. It’s time for you singles to take action. -- Obesity Syndrome -- Sufferers: Those who struggle with maintaining their weight, potbellies, and love handles. Symptoms: Last year's…