Sick All Over? A Cup of Tea Fixes It All!

Are you still troubled by trying to lose weight? Worried about being single? Going crazy over insomnia and vivid dreams at night? Don't worry! These are just symptoms accumulated by city dwellers after enduring long-term stress. As long as you persist in drinking tea, all these can be resolved.

— Singlehood Syndrome —

Sufferers: Those with unrequited love, those who have an ex but no current partner, those who are considered unattractive, those who have been single for a long time and never get asked out, frequent participants in blind dates, etc.

Symptoms: No one to send you off or pick you up when you go to work; no one to accompany you when it rains; no one to dine with; attending your ex's wedding alone; even going home means only your shadow follows you.

Prescription: Regularly visit the tea community. There are so many handsome men and beautiful women in the tea circle, with stunning looks and outstanding temperament, gentle and considerate. It's time for you singles to take action.

— Obesity Syndrome —

Sufferers: Those who struggle with maintaining their weight, potbellies, and love handles.

Symptoms: Last year's summer clothes don't fit this year; you want to lose weight but can't give up delicious food; after walking a short distance, you're drenched in sweat.

Prescription: Regularly drink Pu'er tea and Oolong tea. They help you slim down easily, allowing you to enjoy your food while losing weight.

— Hyperactivity Syndrome —

Sufferers: Those who prefer movement to stillness, those who can't keep their hands and feet still, those who constantly chew Extra mint gum, etc.

Symptoms: Moving one moment, still moving the next. I simply can't stop.

Prescription: Learn how to make tea. Motion controls motion – it's definitely worth having.

— Insomnia and Vivid Dreams Syndrome —

Sufferers: Those who stay up late regularly without going to bed early, those under great psychological pressure who can't fall asleep, those who eat too much for dinner and feel bloated, etc.

Symptoms: You're so tired, yet your mind remains clear; with so much pressure, you dream about working hard and struggling through life even while sleeping.

Prescription: Stay with a tea friend. Their lifestyle is very regular, they won't let you overeat or stay up late, and generally, they have good temperaments and patience. They will be your most loyal listeners.

— Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder —

Sufferers: Virgos, those with object fetishes, those with cleanliness obsessions, etc.

Symptoms: This thing would look better like this; I've wiped this place N times, but why is it still a little dirty?

Prescription: Clean tea utensils. Get a full set of Ruyao cups, preferably ones that are cracked, which you can never clean properly. Washing them repeatedly will help diminish your obsessive-compulsive disorder.

— Loneliness Syndrome —

Sufferers: Those who are alone in a foreign land without friends, those whose parents and family members are not around, etc.

Symptoms: When night falls and the whole city sleeps, loneliness envelops you completely.

Prescription: Participate more in tea friends' gatherings. Tea friends are sincere and kind, making them excellent choices for you to make lifelong friends if you're feeling lonely.

— Temper Tantrum Syndrome —

Sufferers: Those with a bull-like temper, those who resort to violence when they can't talk things out, those who curse at others, etc.

Symptoms: When conversing with others, if half a sentence doesn't suit you, you prepare to lash out physically.

Prescription: Learn how to brew tea. Tea settings, tea person attire, brewing, and serving will prevent you from becoming irritable. It's said that after brewing tea for a long time, sufferers of temper tantrums show significant improvement.

Tea friends, don't be afraid if you're sick. Early detection and treatment could lead to recovery. In short, whether you're ill or not, drink more tea, and you won't fear any complex illnesses anymore!

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